Prevaricating About the Topiary (Search results for: blood /)

ca-tsuka:

GiedRé “Les Rois des Animaux” (The Kings of Animals) french music video directed by Anaïs Chevillard (Urbance, Basquash, Persepolis).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz2IFuUjma8

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livx18:

welcometocaritas:
harblkun:
krazykitsune:
leupagus:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
frostlands:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”
“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”
“where did you even get th—”
“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”
“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”
“that’s not necessary”
“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”
“do you get this involved with all of your meals”
VAMPIREDUDE:
did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u
ME:
Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.
VAMPIREDUDE:
heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots
ME:
So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.
VAMPIREDUDE:
UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!
ME:
THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS
#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom
The Sun will go down eventually!
still a better love story than twilight
As someone with anemia, this pleases me.

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chauvinistsushi:

note-a-bear:
thecutestofthecute:
zolofta:
This is a video of my golden retriever puppy, Hazel, barking at a dustpan.
If you are feeling sad today please watch this video okay
sdfojsdafoushgoudsfsd
my blood sugar just spiked because of this
STAHP HER

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to-the-fishies:

sashayed:
roachpatrol:
sashayed:
elucubrare:
Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow
A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE
Try These Home Remedyes
take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God
have lesse blood
hast thou tried Arsenic
Was This Helpful aye | nay
36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull
if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine
Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired
#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle

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the signs as blood types

Cancer: Red
Aries: Rust
Taurus: Bronze
I fucking typed sollux instead of Gemini fuck this fucking text post is fucking canceled

landofartandcraft:

Well, I was productive this afternoon…
Another good thing from the update: ROXY!
I love this girl so much damn, she finally managed to kick out Dirk from my top 2 favourite character, well done my girl ;-)
Now Dirk, try to regain your place damn it!

(via themorbidoptimist-blog)

ajohnnygoldmain:

betterbemeta:
buzzfeed:
Here Are 28 Things Millennials Are Killing In Cold Blood
no mercy run
Originally posted by head-like-an-atom-bomb

(via mowzies)

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sashayed:

roachpatrol:
sashayed:
elucubrare:
Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow
A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE
Try These Home Remedyes
take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God
have lesse blood
hast thou tried Arsenic
Was This Helpful aye | nay
36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull
if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine
Thys Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired

(via the-snow)

austinado:

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess
however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants
my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE
and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:
“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

(via kadzhi)

maidofsalt:

I drank something today and it kind of looked like blood? Literally the only thing that inspired this drawing.

(via ectoblologist)

Prevaricating About the Topiary

WebMD Middle Ages

Yon Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired

the signs as blood types

WebMD Middle Ages

Thys Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired