vantasass:
i come from a family of giants, but im 5′1″. seriously, my dad is 6′4″, my little brother 6′3″, and my mom 6′ evn. but i have a story for wy im so short.
bcuz i kno you’re all burning to hear me elaborate: i will. im not religious, but i used to be. and wen i was going through puberty, i legit prayed to god for big titties. fast forward a year, my prayers were answered! unfortunately tho, i forgot to ask god for the rest of me to grow!
my beebops grew to be whut is either a 28C or 32DD (bra sizes are stupidly controversially, but point is: they niiiice). But i didn’t grow an inch in height. Not evn a fraction of an inch. God pulled some dickass genie move and gave me EXACTLY whut i asked for and that’s wy im so short.